How do you make a difficult decision like who to start at flex for week #1?
Consider David Loughrey's Investigation Approach:
#1) Choose the highest based on ESPN projections
Golden Tate with 15.2 over Issac Redman with 10.6, Chris Givens with 9.5, or Miles Austin with 7.8
David decided this method seemed too questionable. How do we truly know ESPN's projections are right?
#2) Choose based on the highest results from last season
Miles Austin should start at WR, and actually, Golden Tate should be the flex over Hakeem Nicks
"Are you serious?" David exclaimed. Why would last season repeat? New coaches, new players, new year.
#3) Choose based on competitive ranking
On this criteria, Brandon Marshall should be benched and Ryan Broyles would be an ideal starter.
"Yes, I might look like an idiot, but I are no dumb dumb," David cried with laughter.
#4) Be Anthony, let my girlfriend choose
No valid choices, because no matter how much you pay a call girl, she won't make roster decisions.
Depressed, David looked for inspiration on late night television. Sportscenter? No. Fox Sports 1? No.
The Late Show with Jimmy Fallon. Ran an ingenious piece on NFL projections with the best experts ever.
Eureka!!! David was ecstatic. So he placed 4 bowls of food on the ground with his 4 potential flex players.
So now you know how David ended up with a stupid decision giving oft-injured Miles Austin the start.
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